And I needed those seeds real bad and I have to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back! So now we're gonna have to go get more! And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty! And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty! Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important, and they'll tear us apart, Morty! But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you're gonna be part of 'em! And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna- do all of kinds of wonderful things, Morty. you're also gonna lose a significant amount of brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty. And once those seeds we ahh-wear off, you're gonna lose most of your motor skills and. Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the Megaseeds dissolving in your rectal cavity. Morty: Holy cow, Rick! I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter! Rick: Full disclosure, Morty-it's not. Now if you just stick with me, Morty, we're gonna be- HOLY CRAP, MORTY, RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MORTY, RUN!! I-I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT THING BEFORE IN MY LIFE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS!! WE-WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE, MORTY, IT'S GONNA KILL US!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE, MORTY!!! I'm no stranger to scary situations, I deal with them all the time. m-meeting them head-on, charging into 'em like a bull-that's how we grow as people. You're lookin' around, and it's all scary and different, but y'know. I know that new situations can be intimidating. Morty: Oh man, Rick! I'm looking around this place, and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing! Rick: All right, all right, calm down. I'm talking about Mega seeds, th- ther-they're incredibly powerful and I need 'em to h -elp me with my research, Morty. Woah, Rick! What is this place? Rick: It's Dimension 35C, and it's got the perfect climate conditions for a special type of- TREE, Morty! Called the Mega tree! And there's fruit in those trees, and there's seeds in those fruits. 10 Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind.
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